{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.","id":139}
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a French skeleton say hello?","punchline":"Bone-jour.","id":133}
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