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Ladeania juncea is a species of flowering plant in the legume family, commonly known as rush lemonweed, or rush scurfpea. It is native to southwestern North America where it is only known from Arizona and Utah. It grows on sand dunes, among shrubs on semi-stabilized sands, on mudflats encrusted with salt, and on bare rocky slopes.
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