{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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