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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}

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